Those are actual lyrics to the actual Kidz Bop version of “Moves Like Jagger”…you know, that highly suggestive and sexualized song that burned up our radios this past summer? Yeah, now they have 10 year olds singing it. The lyrics may have changed slightly, but that only stands to make it somehow MORE creepy and perverse.

Incidentally, Dan wrote this one. He also happens to be the only dad in the group. Coincidence?